Tuesday, April 08, 2008

BADY!STANDING IN THE SEADGWI

I wear my favourite belt a lot. It is pink and it has fabulously bad English words and phrases on it. They appear to be bits of songs, but it is difficult to tell. I love my belt.

But, the buckle has a habit of falling off.

I suppose it was inevitable it would fall into the toilet one day. And I should be grateful that there was nothing worse than wee in it at the time.

I wasn't particularly grateful.

PAINT IT! BLACK

6 Comments:

At 3:27 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Loose trouser buttons always seem to head for the toilet - so very annoying!

 
At 7:36 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

...but why the title?

 
At 8:54 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The title and the last line - are they things written on your belt?

I cannot work out what 'bady!standing in the seadgwi' could possibly be meant to say though...

 
At 10:04 am, Blogger Eloise said...

Yes, the things in capital letters are things written on my belt. And no, no idea what the seadgwi might be... I shall be careful not to stand in it until I know.

It also says NO MARK AWAY BEART OF STONE, THE TOUGO GUYS (in very big letters), ANDREW LOOG OLDHAM THE LANTERN BY THE TOUGO GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN, I UST WANNA MAKE LOVE TO YOU, and RUBY TCESDAY. Amongst other things.

I really think that wearing it makes me look like a tougo guy.

 
At 2:10 am, Blogger L, a Londoner said...

Ha! That is so unbelievably fab, you couldn't make it up if you tried. It's not so much Spanglish as totally random.

"Seadgwi" looks like text message language for "dog peeing in the sea".

Let me know what it is Ruby Tcesday. Pronounced something like "T-kes-day" I think.

 
At 11:18 pm, Blogger Unknown said...

they're all phrases from rolling stones songs, but many of them are mispelled

 

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